For those times when you need to open 24 beers all at once.
Or how bout a nice bottle of Tequila Ley? For $225,000 you can snatch yourself a platinum bottle. Or you could be a cheap bastard and get the half-platinum or gold for half-price.
Probably what the bar looks like in hell.
It's...it's like magic.
Classic bit by Jim Breur. So damn true.